Joe Flaherty

as Self - Actor, SCTV (archive footage)

as Self (archive footage)

as Self (archive footage)

as Self

as Self

as Mayor Andrews

as Western Union Man (voice)

as Camp Director

as Self

as Roger the Doorman

as Casino Player from Aliquippa

as Car Door Owner (voice)

as Jeb, the goat (voice)

as The Beaver (voice)

as Jeb (voice)

as (voice)

as Owen Fergus

as Bing Crosby

as Abe’s Foster Dad (voice)

as Snorkel (voice)

as Mr. Leonard

as Hooft (voice)

as Frank Troutner

as Dr. Vollmer

as William

as Mr. Rupert

as Harold Weir

as Father Phillip McNulty

as (voice)

as Western Union Man (voice)

as Vatican Messenger (voice)

as Father McAndrew

as Bryan

as Cmdt. Stuart Hefilfinger

as Dr. Lowell Royce

as Fred Holden

as Mr. Barry

as Jeering Fan

as Mr. Wells

as Lyle Lovett

as Cousin Ray

as Kevin Dooley

as Mr. Nicholson

as Milt

as Mr. Nicholson

as Perry

as Self

as Herm Evans

as Chief Elder (voice)

as Elder (voice)

as Chili Bean Leader

as Dr. Fred Edison

as Stoo

as Peter

as Count Floyd / Floyd Robertson

as Count Floyd

as Western Union Man

as Chief Berman

as Gene Siskel

as Vic

as Doorman

as Sherwin

as Count Floyd

as Count Floyd

as George Baker

as Waiting Room Patient

as Dr. Plierson

as Host

as General Raymond

as Pilot

as Sid Sleaze

as Death Row Inmate (uncredited)

as The Chemist

as Chick Leff

as Marcello Gassman

as Man

as Self - Guest

as Lawyer / General (voice)

as Border Guard

as Various

as Various

as Sam Slaton

as Roger

as Patrol Car Policeman #2

as Raoul Lipschitz

as Self - Various Characters

as Carl Michaelevich

as Self