Matt Walsh

as Officer Douglas

as David

as Dan Milken

as Coltraine

as Michael Simmons

as Darren Wheeland

as Gary

as Dr. Samuel Mudd

as Crawford

as Mr. Ladd

as Self

as (voice)

as Charles

as Lonny Mason

as Fredrick P. Moreau

as Don Wood

as Self

as President of Burger World and America (voice)

as Priest (voice)

as Public Defender (voice)

as Dr. Gary Saeger

as Mr. Knott

as Dan

as Self - Team Captain

as Self

as Elias Woodstone

as Self

as Self - Contestant

as Mike Gold / Self

as Ron Docent (voice)

as Theo (voice)

as Self - Panelist

as Charlie Rattigan

as Self - Illustrious Guest

as Tawny's Dad

as Stuart

as Ken

as Professor Glen

as Dan

as Dan Miles

as Detective Phipps

as Self - Judge

as Matty Simmons

as Larry Turnbull

as Greg Pope

as Himself

as Judge Oliver Walenstadt

as Self

as Ezra

as Dan Craverston

as Forbes

as Steve

as Agent Rorke

as Self

as Shecky

as Gary Carter

as Harry S. Truman

as Harvey

as Self - Host

as Self

as Self

as Self - Guest

as Ari

as Bathroom Stall Man

as Self

as Patrick

as Washout

as President Schock

as Pete

as Randy Plymouth

as Self

as Phil

as Self

as Self

as Dave

as Sleepy Gary (voice)

as Self

as Detective Lohank

as Cop

as KKK Member

as Joseph Pulitzer

as Mr. Hightower

as Amanda's Dad (segment "Middleschool Date")

as Antique Dealer

as Alan Waxman

as Thomas

as L. Jefe Manincharge

as Mike McLintock

as Mr. Indie

as Cleveland Norvis

as Duckie

as Rick (voice)

as Dr. Martin Mondieu

as Self

as TSA Agent

as Prof. Van Auken

as Jerry Stern

as Tim

as Arnie

as Jack

as Mr. Friedman

as Monte (segment "Valley of the Shadow")

as Joshua

as Fred Anderton

as Jim

as Self - Guest

as Dr. Valsh

as Captain Ortiz

as Leonard Tchulm

as Impatient Golfer

as Larry Duckett

as Dr. Trotter

as Cameraman

as Davith of Glencracken

as Drunk Corporate Guy

as Father Pat the Ref

as Officer Julian

as Not for Pot Driver

as Jocko Magillicutty

as Sheriff Terry Moran

as Sugar Plums Agent

as Sugarplums Agent / Illusionators Volunteer

as Angry Bruce Willis Fan

as Tennis Player

as Mussolini / Fox Reporter / Airport Security Pursuer (voice)

as Walsh

as Captain Dearduff

as Self - Contestant

as Self - Restaurant Patron

as Agent (voice)

as Denis Leary's Lawyer

as Neighbor #2

as Eddie

as Herb

as Matt Walsh

as The D.A.

as Ranger Glen

as Ian Meltzer

as Captain Maniac

as Frat Boy #1

as Walsh

as Dr. Eric Orloff

as Ray (voice)

as Walt Kinney

as Crime Scene Photographer

as Man in Baseball Uniform

as Trotter

as Clarence (voice)

as Self

as Joe Sirianni

as Hidden Camera Victim (uncredited)

as Construction Worker (uncredited)

as Angry Dad (uncredited)

as Patrick Ellington

as Dr. Rubin

as Matt

as Marv / Frank the Couch / Jimmy McCallister (voice)

as Larry

as Bobby Skokan