John Ennis

as Gary

as Fisher

as Paul

as Thomas

as Chris K.

as Jeremy Pillows

as Mark

as Robert Anderson Wright

as Vinnie Palmieri

as Clifford

as Henri Coutard

as Space Captain (voice)

as Slade

as Otto / Dr. Carl Woodruff (voice)

as Dale

as Teroj Kee (voice)

as Fleck (voice)

as Chelidae / Stormtrooper (voice)

as Gus

as Agent

as Jr

as Jerry

as Sully

as Randy Watson

as Detective Donahue (voice)

as Deron Zaxa

as Cable Guy

as Liquor Store Clerk

as John

as Various Characters

as Coach Pulcifer

as Paulston

as Self

as Special Agent Dalton

as Hobo

as Dad

as Lenny

as Albatross

as Dave Bell

as Lawyer

as Steve

as John D. Rockefeller

as Photographer

as Balloon Guy

as Jerry

as Earl of Sandwich

as Cormac Little

as Self

as Danny

as The Big Bopper

as Terry Pascoe

as Bronze Man

as Stranger at Fan-Tasti-Mart!

as Free Hug Guy

as Gang Member

as Scotty

as Tex / Driver (voice)

as (voice)

as Criminal (voice)

as Passerby

as Factory Owner (voice)

as Walter Dalton

as Rent a Cop #1

as Chutney (voice)

as Supervisor

as Bus Passenger

as Chuck Quinn

as Cop #1

as Artie

as Cameron Dundee

as Truck Driver

as Lawyer / Victim

as Gil

as Policeman

as Irish Songster

as Manager

as Waiter

as Phil

as Various

as Carlos

as Slot Machine Man

as Ewan

as Mike

as The Doctor

as Robert Anderson Wright