Mary Pat Gleason

as Mary Williams

as Professor Foxtrot (voice)

as Counselor Stevens

as Bridget

as Carla

as Joyce

as Earth Mama

as Nun #2

as Mrs. Austin

as Ordlery Pat

as Edna

as Carol

as Alice Lambert

as Robin Laforge

as Dusty - Mullet Lady at Bar

as Pharmacy Cashier

as Beatrice Lovejoy (voice)

as Marguerite Oswald

as Mrs. Gosnold

as Mary

as Agathe Tyche

as Marion Reader

as Patty

as Aunt Betty

as Betsy Ray

as Agnes

as Blanche

as Esther

as Marge

as Land Lady

as Rita

as Mrs. Colavita

as Landlady

as Charlotte McAdoo

as Marge

as Ida

as Mrs. Farber

as Eugene's Mother

as Morgue Clerk

as Margerie

as Teresa

as Ruby

as Hospital Patient

as Iris

as Nurse Holiday

as Natasha

as Operator #3

as Crystal Jones

as Nutrition Clerk

as Marge Walker

as Ms. Elenora Butters

as Eleanor

as Nurse

as Mrs. Flamhaff

as Shelly Johansson

as Nero's Waitress

as Nurse Wells

as Francesca DePesto

as Carol McCrackin

as Heavyish Woman

as Tee Naters

as Customer

as Witness #2

as Woman

as Young Grandmother

as Sally

as Cook

as Lucille

as Martha Corey

as County Nurse #2

as Edna

as Doris

as Tenant

as Patton

as Bus Driver

as Desk Clerk

as Nurse Sizemore

as Anne Parks

as Lydia Fallbrook

as Female Officer

as Snaggle-toothed Woman

as Casting Director

as Lady Diner

as Waitress #1

as Lucille

as Postal Inspector

as Carol

as The Librarian

as Mrs. Rory

as Lost and Found Woman

as Vira

as Juvenile Officer

as Receptionist

as Amanda Cooper

as Ms. Butkus

as Housewife

as Mrs. Epstein

as Waitress

as Woman at Bar

as Mrs. Rupert

as Art Museum Woman

as Rotunda Woman

as Dora Welsh

as Berta

as Madame Oeuf

as Nurse

as Policewoman

as Mrs. Thompson

as Kindly Troop Leader

as Nurse Walker

as Winnie

as Olga Rostapopovich

as Secretary

as Waitress

as Fantasy Sheila Fein

as Mrs. Sianski

as Edna Girth

as Reference Librarian

as Sister Ruth

as Matron

as Party Mother

as Arlene Madison

as (segment "This Ain't Bebop")

as Doris Hodges

as Second Actress