Colin Mochrie

as DS Richardson

as Cac Man #1

as Buddy Whackkit

as Gil

as Harold

as Dad

as Arthur

as Mr. Weaver

as Self - Contestant

as Sandy Clause

as Detective Morton

as John

as Himself

as Lanny

as Jack Banting

as Roger

as Interviewer

as Self

as Roosi

as Neil Jacott

as Ralph Duncan

as The Hat

as Colin

as Carl

as Dr. Kelp

as Nacelle

as Gary

as Self

as Talk Show Host

as Himself

as Himself

as Judge Pepperleigh

as Father Brian

as Boyd

as Jean Chrétien

as Self

as Himself

as Larry

as Mayor Chester Chubbins

as Irv Mason

as Mr. Pennington

as Andy Stephenson

as Rick

as Sgt. Bill O'Mara

as Self

as Dr. Brock Crosby

as Santa Claus (voice)

as Dougald

as Kip Delaney

as Self

as Dave

as Connor O'Connor

as Gallery Owner

as Gary

as Fred Dennis (uncredited)

as Maitre'd

as Barney

as Vulcan / Agent / Comic / Drunk

as Self

as Corporal Entwhistle

as Self

as Jack

as Two (voice)

as Self - Panelist

as Self

as Self

as Sound Operator

as Usher (uncredited)

as Eugene Anderson

as Dale La Rose

as Bus Driver

as Frank Kepke

as Pat

as Self