Doug Hutchison

as Sgt. Babbitt

as Dalton Betton

as Self

as Himself

as Self

as Wayne

as Matchstick

as James Russoti / "Loony Bin Jim" / "LBJ"

as Vadim

as Henry Victor

as J.T. Montgomery

as Horace Goodspeed

as Wally Pollard

as Dale Stahl

as Lenny Pescoe

as Hoop

as Gus Morgan

as Ifty

as Davros

as Nigel Crane

as Bristol

as Plane Door Opener (uncredited)

as Self / Percy Wetmore

as Percy Wetmore

as Humphrey Becker

as James

as Golum

as Donald

as Jackie Cahill

as Polaroid Man

as Pete Willard

as Elroy-El

as Loren

as Baseline

as Eugene Victor Tooms

as Security Tech

as Obie

as Sproles

as Angus Neville