Michael Carman

as Heath

as Patrick Muller

as Frank

as Baba Ganoush (voice)

as Malcolm Royston

as Eddie Dollery

as The Don

as Captain

as Jimmy King

as Mark Matthews

as U.S. Anchorman

as Galiel, Laziah, Captain Sharkana

as Additional Cast

as Sandy's Father

as Sandy's Father / BBC Academic

as Marcie

as Fitzalan

as Vice Principal

as Sir Michael Kent

as Albie O'Connell

as Morrie Bannerman

as Deserter

as Conroy

as Damien Zukor

as Sergeant Rawling

as Willie Ryan

as Roberts

as Abby

as Gregory

as Bank Teller

as J.C. Thomas

as Sir Frederick

as Drummer / Mechanic