Walter Matthau

as Self (archive footage)

as Self (archive footage)

as Self (archive footage)

as Self (archive footage)

as Lou Mozell

as Frank Walsh

as Self

as Oscar Madison

as Narrator

as Charlie Gordon

as Self

as Nat Moyer

as Self

as Judge Charlie Cool

as Max Goldman

as Self

as Albert Einstein

as Harmon Cobb

as Max Goldman

as Mr. Wilson

as Self

as Self (archive footage)

as Narrator (voice)

as Self

as Harmon Cobb

as Senator Long

as Clifford Pepperman

as Harmon Cobb

as Self (voice)

as Padre Maurizio

as Donald Becker

as Self

as Self

as Captain Thomas Bartholomew Red

as Self

as Joe Mulholland

as Self - Performer

as Sonny Paluso

as Self

as Self

as Herbert Tucker

as Self

as Dan Snow

as Trabucco

as Miles Kendig

as Sorrowful Jones

as Ebenezer Scrooge (voice)

as Self - Host

as Marvin Michaels

as Dr. Charley Nichols

as Boris Thomashevsky

as Lloyd Bourdelle

as Self / Narrator

as Coach Morris Buttermaker

as Willy Clark

as Self - Host

as Self

as Drunk

as Walter Burns

as Lt. Garber

as Sgt. Jake Martin SFPD

as Charley Varrick

as Self

as Pete Seltzer

as Moe Axelrod

as Self

as Joseph P. Kotcher

as Sam Nash / Jesse Kiplinger / Roy Hubley

as Henry Graham

as Self

as Dr. Julian Winston

as Horace Vandergelder

as Gen. R.A. Smight

as Self

as The Movie Star

as Self - Guest

as Oscar Madison

as Self

as Paul Manning

as Willie Gingrich

as Ted Caselle

as Leo Sartori

as Gov. John Slaton

as Andrew Johnson

as Prof. Groeteschele

as Doc

as Hamilton Bartholemew

as Tom Gregory

as Tony Dallas

as Tony Gagouts

as Meredith

as Self

as Self

as Sheriff Morey Johnson

as Self

as Franklin Gaer

as Lex Rogers

as Ben Alexander / Philip Judah

as Felix Anders

as Jack Martin

as Judge Kyle

as 'Red' Wildoe

as Peter Kanopolis

as Dr. Max Lewine

as Dr. Karnes

as Maxie Fields

as Al Dahlke

as Mel Miller

as Wally Gibbs

as Self - Host

as Wes Todd

as Off. Pete Chandler

as Moran

as Harry Wade

as Phil

as Stan Bodine

as Charlie Mapes

as Dr. Spinelli

as Self

as Tom Dutton

as Coastguardsman

as Inspector

as Craig

as The Bartender

as Lawrence Stevens

as Jacobs

as Olsen

as Iago

as Stuart Benson

as Self - Nominee / Presenter