Peter Elbling

as Older Man

as Self

as Old Salesman

as Himself

as Gentleman / Samuel Colpepper

as Nigel

as Biology Teacher

as Store Manager

as Director

as Maitre'd

as Bookseller

as Desk Clerk

as Oswald

as Ed Lang

as Morgue Attendant

as Guptor

as Morey Moran

as Murray Treadwell

as Waiter

as Emile

as Darwin Bonaparte

as Al Tuna

as Dragula

as Blood

as Mascha

as General

as Monya

as Robert Drake

as Scientist

as Rudy

as Harold Oblong

as Fresh Talker

as Jordan Heath

as The Juicy Fruits / The Beach Bums / The Undeads

as Detective

as Self