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as Self

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as Narrator (voice)

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as Self - Actor

as Vic Small

as Sheriff Bobby LaGrange

as Self

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as Self

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as Capt. Perez Ryder

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as Self

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as Self

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as Self

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as Garrett "Uncle Bud" Stoker

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as Lt. Mark Rumsfield

as Cliff Denny

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as Wes Holman

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as Stanley Mott

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as Karl Kinsky

as Bobby Lee

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as Self

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as Deputy Sheriff (uncredited)

as Jason Staebler

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as Deputy

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as Pfc. Byron Landy

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as Lt. Michaels

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