John Malkovich

as Chris

as Gunnar

as Joe Black

as Self

as Sergiu Celibidache

as Alfred Moretti

as self

as Beach Miller

as Chief Engineer Pollard

as Reeves Minot

as Lucien Lelong

as Andrew Blake

as Ed Cote

as Geddes

as Seneca

as Self

as The Artist

as Peter

as Glen Follett

as Dr. Karn

as Ronald

as Aaron Ramsey

as Mr. B (voice)

as Sam Nelson

as Dr. Felton

as Wes Tauros

as Duke

as The Impressive Clergyman

as Dr. Adrian Mallory

as Bright

as Giovanni Paolo III / Sir John Brannox

as Self - Narrator (voice)

as Judge Edward D. Cowart

as Piers

as Hercule Poirot

as Douglas

as The Narrator

as Bishop

as Sid Newberry

as Walker

as Port (archive footage)

as Laurence

as Leslie Goodwin

as Ed

as Satur Diman Cha

as Bob Hunter

as Donald Vidrine

as All characters

as Chazz Spencer

as Grigor Andolov

as Dave (voice)

as Sheriff Vogel

as Giacomo

as Dave / Dr. Octavius Brine (voice)

as Blackbeard

as Self

as Bogdanovitch

as Himself

as Self

as Marvin Boggs

as Vinny

as Grandfather Kuzya

as Colonel Grigio

as General Wellington

as Self

as Mort

as Self

as Self

as Bruce Brazos

as Man

as Self

as Marvin Boggs

as Lucien Laurin

as Turnbull

as Jack Unterweger

as Self

as (archive footage)

as Self

as Self / Osborne Cox (archive footage)

as Self

as Michael

as Rev. Gustav Briegleb

as Joseph Kay

as Narrator

as Self

as David Lurie

as Osborne Cox

as Constantine

as Pavlov

as Buck Howard

as Unferth

as Self

as King Galbatorix

as Self - Guest

as Professor Sandiford

as Gustav Klimt

as Self

as Alan Conway

as Self

as Humma Kavula

as Self

as Charles II

as Comandante John Walesa

as Pascal Sauvage

as John Malkovich (uncredited)

as Charles de Talleyrand

as Abimael Guzman (uncredited)

as Tom Ripley

as Narrator

as Self

as Teddy Deserve

as Self - Guest

as Omar Jonnson

as Monsieur Numance

as John Crawford

as Javert

as F. W. Murnau

as Roberto

as Herman Mankiewicz

as John Horatio Malkovich

as Charles VII

as Baron de Charlus

as Teddy KGB

as Athos

as Cyrus "The Virus" Grissom

as Self

as Gilbert Osmond

as Abel

as Self

as Self

as General Thomas Timms

as Dr. Henry Jekyll / Edward Hyde

as The Director

as Michael

as Self (uncredited)

as Próprio

as Kurtz

as Self - Guest

as Mitch Leary

as Carlitos Páez / Narrator (uncredited)

as Agent St. Anne

as Lennie Small

as Clown

as Deeley

as Jake Bartholomew

as Eliot

as Self

as Port

as Presenter

as Self

as Vicomte Sébastien de Valmont

as Barry Maxwell

as Self

as Basie

as Santa Claus (voice)

as Tom Wingfield

as Jeff Peters / Ulysses

as Self / Biff

as Self

as Ben Stark

as Nicholas 'Nick' Gage

as Biff Loman

as Al Rockoff

as Mr. Will

as Lee

as Steve

as Self - Guest

as Lee

as Ben Stark

as Self

as Gary

as Wedding Guest (uncredited)

as Self - Host

as Wim Waldemar

as Leiermann

as Unferth

as Lincoln Graves