Meera Syal

as Lysistrata (voice)

as Rita

as Cassandra

as Queenie

as Self

as Self / Suzy

as Self - Narrator

as Rai Bahadur

as Lucretia Otis (voice)

as Mrs. Sidhu

as Aunt Smed (voice)

as Dr. Falmer

as Dr Ruby Bennett

as Ric the Vic

as Anu

as Verin Mathwin

as Amrit

as Asha

as Narrator

as Sister Squire

as Subisha Gulab (voice)

as Self

as Reena

as Elizabeth Churchland

as Dr Ayesha Radwan

as Sheila Malik

as Gaia

as Nina

as Cook

as Miss Phillips

as District Nurse

as Meera

as Goldie

as Self - Guest

as Prosecutor

as Self - Contestant

as Priri

as Sonya Roche

as Self - Narrator

as Herself

as Self

as Various

as Dr. Patel

as Presenter

as Self

as Nurse

as Nobody (voice)

as Narrator

as Narrator

as Naeema

as Honey

as Zehrunisa Husain

as Fiona

as Jaspreet

as Self - Panellist

as Self

as Theresa

as Sushil 'Ummi' Kumar

as Self

as Hera

as Chitra

as Jamina McNulty

as Kuldip

as Judge Sonia Sharma

as Fatima Zahir

as Beatrice

as Lopa

as Aisha Wiseman

as Herself

as Owl (voice)

as Dia's Mother

as Pushpa Patel

as Rashmi

as Storyteller

as Mrs Pointy Pencil

as Jess Robinson

as Aunty Hayley

as Self

as Self

as Baljeet's Mom (voice)

as Miranda

as Self - Panellist

as Satvinder’s mother

as Head Teacher

as Liz Shannon

as Self - Guest

as Self

as Joe's Co-Passenger

as Mary (The BFG)

as Self

as Snooty Neighbour

as Self

as Joyti De-Laurey

as Self

as Sunita

as Nasreen Chaudhry

as Self

as Mrs Jones

as Self

as Baroness Samira Khan

as Self

as DCI Anita Wishart

as Auntie Shaila

as Narrator

as Rupinder

as Headteacher

as Self

as Voices

as Sukie

as Ruby

as Katie

as Marta Drusic

as High Priestess

as Aysha Kapoor

as Judith Adams

as Volunteer

as Self

as Self

as Janan Hamad

as Tara Sodi

as Madame Marlene

as Carmen

as Self

as Tasleema

as Breathing Generator

as Zita

as Mrs Kumar

as Self

as Tina Beare

as Clara Myerscough

as Self

as Reporter

as Miss Chauhan

as Dr. Jean Lowell

as Anne Denver

as Shushila

as Self

as Sita

as Various

as Ranting woman

as Unumma

as Self

as Suzy

as Mira

as Trudy

as Farah Khan

as Sangita Sharma

as Val

as Self

as Barmaid

as Self

as Rani

as Anna

as Janine

as Voice Over

as Council Supervisor

as Mumtaz Khan

as Mrs. Singh

as Farah Khan

as Ranting Woman

as Reporter

as Rehana

as Linda Morgan

as Woman in Street

as Solicitor

as Miss Choudry

as Narrator

as Sharon Lal

as Self

as Sharla