John Thomson

as Jon's Father

as Bill

as Self - Narrator (voice)

as Self - Panellist

as William Titchfield

as Knotweed Man

as Self - Narrator

as Self

as Frank

as Geoff

as Self

as Self

as Self - Actor

as Plank

as Self - Contestant

as Self

as Leonard Monk

as Self

as Farmer Grundles

as Vic

as Self

as Self

as Narrator

as Self - Contestant

as Self

as Self

as Self/Various Characters

as Dog (voice)

as Jimmy Daly

as Narrator

as Colin Popov

as Self

as Himself

as Joe Beasley

as Self - Narrator

as Self

as Self - Contestant

as Self

as Self - Presenter

as Self

as Kevin Ruddock

as Bob Tolliver

as Self - Narrator

as Len

as Terry

as Self

as Narrator (voice)

as Stephen

as Self

as Self - Panelist

as Self - Contestant

as Various (voice)

as Kevin

as Mr. Adolphus

as Nigel Lord

as Dave Burns

as Self - Narrator

as John Banks

as Mr. Goodington and the Crabcatchers

as Steve

as Himself

as Self

as DCI Chris Ricketts

as Self - Participant

as The Boss

as Self

as Narrator

as Self

as Harry Kershaw

as Self - Contestant

as Geoff

as Bill (Flowerpot Man)

as Darius

as Self

as Self

as Self - Narrator (voice)

as Nigel Pearson

as Ray Bould / Hypnotherapist

as Himself - Narrator

as Sam Brooks

as Charlie Darling

as Nelson Smith

as Bat

as Mr. Windfall (voice)

as Self

as Foreman

as Self - Contestant

as Interviewee – Actor

as Self

as Charles

as Self

as Harold

as Football Coach

as Sir Donald Tyburn

as Alan Squires

as First Cab Driver

as Christian Jerrums / Innkeeper

as Self

as Self

as Peter Keggy

as Vicar

as Pete Gifford

as Stan

as Barry

as Dimitri

as Mr. Loughborough

as Cooper Steinem

as Self - Panellist

as Barry

as Cabbie

as DI Warren Bull

as Fat Bob

as Customer

as Pied Piper of Hamelin

as Nathan

as Fat Bob

as Self - Guest

as Various Characters

as Petty Officer Alan Partridge

as Joe Beasley

as Simon Joke

as Andrew Vernon

as Treasurer

as Bernard Right On/Various

as Fat Bob

as Self

as Royo

as Various

as Policeman 1

as Waiter 2

as Ken

as Daniel Hoffmeyer

as Sgt Dunn

as Self

as Self - Host

as Self - Team Captain

as Bernard Righton