Michael Hitchcock

as Ray

as Mr. K

as Stuart

as Bail Bondsman Tim

as Henry

as Sleazy Ron Wexler

as Theodore Buckley

as Chester

as Dennis

as Dr. Hert

as Alex

as Ted

as Paul M. Riordan

as Gary

as Jerome Lalosz

as Thomas

as Self

as Pastor Newell Swafford

as Badger

as Jesse Ray Beaumont

as Langston Aubrey

as Lonny

as Bert Buttenweiser

as Bert

as David

as Charlie

as Lon MacDowell

as Gary Snyder

as Greg Morehouse

as Mr. Bob

as Tom

as Deputy Rosko

as Don Cholodecki

as Sly

as Neil

as Dave

as Ed

as Dalton Rumba

as Bolus Lugozshe

as General George Washington

as Mr. Blanket

as Mark Tuckby

as Laundry Room Man

as Father Eduardo Dedonde

as Kent

as Hate It Film Critic

as Wine Taster

as Dr. Mathias

as Randall

as Headmaster Charles Meyer

as Durango Bolo Salesman (voice)

as Mr. Doyle

as Paul Schneider

as Ira Gilligan

as Gerhardt

as Lawrence E. Turpin

as Job Placement Officer

as Luna

as Craig Johnston

as Father Roger

as Dr. Arnold Davis

as Vance

as Hamilton Swan

as Richard Towers / Ted Johnson

as Rusty Bob

as Steven

as Maloney

as Eddie

as Steve Stark - Councilman

as Cop

as Simeon Dyson

as Coach McNiff

as Bob / A.D.