Joe Basile

as Jack Briar

as Father Mike

as Sheriff Jim Nash

as Patrol Cop

as Radar Operator

as Nick

as Colm Lagan

as Officer

as Police Lab Tech

as Dan

as Cop

as Guard

as Manager of Romanini's

as Music Video Director

as Bartender

as Lenny Edwards

as Post Reporter #2

as Ricardo

as Disco Doorman Tony

as Security #2

as Mr. O'Neill (segment "Justice is Served")

as Benny

as MIB #4

as Guard #1

as Tough Guy

as Father #1 at Dad's Day Out

as Bouncer

as Tom Bennini

as Lead Guard

as Delivery Guy