Mark Benton

as Tony McGrath

as Eddie Gash

as DCI Calvin Baxter

as Mam

as Harry

as Jim

as Narrator

as Self - Narrator (voice)

as Barry Grossman

as Self

as Roland

as Himself

as Self

as Leon

as Karl

as Major Prickles (voice)

as Narrator

as Self - Participant

as Montfleury

as The Colonel

as Doug

as Self - Narrator (voice)

as Himself (archive footage)

as Ted

as Tony Shepherd

as Frank Hathaway

as Gary

as Dennis Feldman

as Brian

as Mike

as Touchstone

as Richmond the BOA Official

as Syd Noble

as Les

as Self - Host

as Les

as Self - Contestant

as Mrs Noah

as Gary Pickles

as PC Walt Everett

as Francis

as Phil

as Phil (segment "I Don't Care")

as Graham Woods

as Les Doyle

as Stanley Booth

as Phil

as Duncan World - Rollercoaster Alan

as Graham

as Dad

as Frederick Finch

as Iain Ebelthite

as Howie

as Sgt Miller

as Vic

as Jess Yates

as Howard (Howie)

as Eddie

as Legge

as Gregg

as Sheldon

as Dave

as Harry Fielding

as Wayne Taylor

as Daniel Chalk

as Howard

as Dave

as Clive

as Paul Coppin

as Trev

as Howie

as Alan

as Darren Mortlake

as Hermes, Stage Manager

as Peter Preston

as Sheriff

as Finch

as Mark

as Big Mick

as Dave Bolton

as Dave Bolton

as Neville Notts

as Eddie Bell

as Gregory

as Johnny Tyler

as Man at Bar

as Governor

as Mr. Ffotherington

as Professor Elias Blackwell

as Zosimov

as Zosimov

as Sgt Rohmer

as Father McBride

as Phil

as Euros

as George, Journalist #1

as Leonard

as Leighton

as Fred

as Terence Hawkshaw

as Father Christmas

as Mr Price

as Chuckie Lurgan

as Martin Pond

as Giant

as Bob Hobbs

as Timmy Lambert

as Derek

as Ricky Burton

as Bernie

as Eddie Rowbotham

as SWAT Team

as Ambulance Man

as Antler Man

as Jonathan Etherege

as Patrick Cain

as Fred Loam

as Sergeant Redbridge

as Billy

as Richard

as Barman

as Paul Partridge