Don Bridges

as Deacon

as Bill

as Ben

as Jericho Baker

as Bruce the Druid

as Abe Van Helsing IV

as Dad

as Tim

as Graham Dawson

as Joe

as The Preacher

as Uncle Morris

as Old Man

as Dad

as Cohen the Barbarian

as Oak

as Jeff

as Alfred

as (segment "M is for Muff")

as Dougie Smalls

as Big Frank

as The Farmer

as Gary

as Big Issue Guy

as Archie Davies

as Greyhound Eddie

as Male buyer

as Announcer

as William Brand

as Doug

as Jack Waters

as Postman

as Mr. Plunkett

as Raymond Lamont

as Harold

as Dave Turner

as Ticket Seller

as Chilla

as Garage Man

as Farmer

as Ern

as Assayer

as Cab Driver

as Picky Pickering

as Smacker

as Frank Mitchell

as Hoppy

as Station Assistant

as 'Nervous' Nev Hollyoak

as Damo