Jim Gaffigan

as Self (uncredited)

as Self

as Mr Miller

as Jackie

as Self

as Papa Owl (voice)

as The Irishman

as Barry

as Edsel Kellogg III

as Sheriff Loggins

as Self

as Manny Broward

as Sam "Smee" Smiegel

as Cameron / Kent

as Santa Claus (voice)

as Self - Guest

as Self

as Peter

as Van Helsing (voice)

as Self

as Snail

as Lorenzo Paguro (voice)

as Narrator

as George Westinghouse

as Self

as Picker

as Self

as Self

as Self

as The Thunderbolt (voice)

as Self

as Self

as Self

as Richard

as Self

as Lemmy

as Cam

as Self

as Self - Guest

as Himself

as Zeke Slaughter

as Self - Panelist

as Jim Gaffigan (voice)

as Frank

as Del (voice)

as Paul Jederman

as Self

as Carl Mancini

as Ramsey Flint

as Himself

as Professor Abraham Van Helsing (voice)

as Larry Johnson

as Paul Markham

as Peng (voice)

as Self

as John Stoehr

as Self

as Himself

as Santa Claus

as Self

as Self - Guest

as James McDonough

as Self - Guest

as Self

as Jim Gaffigan

as Danny's Dad

as Red

as Corey

as Self

as Officer Krupke

as Self

as Father Time (voice)

as MC

as Self

as Self

as Self - Guest

as Self - Guest

as Self

as Self - Guest

as Howard Cantour

as Hoovy (voice)

as Bill

as Andrew Blythe

as Self

as Self

as Himself

as Self

as Jerry Hobson

as Self

as Self

as Donald

as Henry Haber (voice)

as Self

as George Gilner

as Phil Berlin

as Self

as Stanley Bellin

as Self

as Self - Guest

as Lowell

as Himself

as Coach Murphy

as Mart Ryde

as Bob

as Trent Lueders

as Jim

as Lampert Binew

as Joe Daley

as Himself

as Jamie

as Pale Man/Conan

as Gordon

as Sandie

as Self - Guest

as Reverend Craig Peterson

as Chris Grandy

as Butters

as Brad

as Dr. Gelding

as Self

as Self

as Self - Guest

as Hilton Manager

as Owen

as Russell Matthews

as Marty Palin

as Rusty Carnouk

as Dayton

as Larry Johnson

as Ivy Vaughn

as Bob

as Jim Gaffigan

as Toby Gibbons

as Announcer #2

as Mr. Kamen

as Bucky

as Jim at the Ad Agency

as Cuts Troy's Cuff Soldier

as Portis

as Oliver Tunney

as Larry

as Waiter

as Self

as Oliver

as Storekeeper

as Roy

as Doug

as Self

as Self - Guest

as Chester

as Jim (voice)

as Self - Comedy Guest

as Self - Guest

as Self - Guest

as Larry Johnson

as George Rozakis

as Self - Guest

as Self

as Self - Cameo (uncredited)

as Self

as Self

as Lyle