Alice Ghostley

as Self/Esmerelda (archive footage)

as Mrs. Murdock (archive footage)

as Tuskless (voice)

as Miss Cassiopeia (voice) (archive sound)

as Eleanor Palmer

as Granny

as Apartment Manager

as Miss Cassiopeia (voice)

as Esther

as Pandora Rickets (voice)

as Mrs. Binns

as Great-Grandma

as Aunt Mabel

as Coriba (voice)

as Mrs. DeWinter

as Mrs. Groviak

as Sarah McDevitt

as Agnes Wilton

as Bernice Clifton

as Mrs. Zbornak

as Ida Mae

as Narrator - Mrs. Gluckschen

as Doris Denver

as Elinor Colander

as Mrs. Winston

as Self

as Herself

as Mrs. Murdock

as Nurse Tumm

as Worried Wife

as O'Malley's Neighbor

as Mamie

as Queen Bee

as Emmeline Cavanaugh

as Mrs. Turner

as Dr. Agnes Temple

as Sister Lite

as Mrs. Nicholson

as Betty Carter

as Self

as Mrs. Lindsey

as Edwina Moffitt

as Mrs. Packard

as Mrs. Kramer

as Bertha

as Mrs.Taylor

as Mimi

as Hattie

as Mom

as Mrs. Billingley

as Alice Cooper

as Molly

as Miss Prillo

as Mrs. Singleman

as Norma Nugent

as Mrs. Packard

as Mrs. Nash

as Naomi Farkas

as Gertrude Linkmeyer

as Naomi Hogan

as Esmeralda

as Selena Johnson

as Aunt Stephanie Crawford

as Self

as Agnes

as Clara

as Maria

as Stepsister Joy

as Alice Ghostley

as Maria

as Miss Brinklow