Sanjay Mishra

as Arun

as Pannalal

as Ashok

as Bhramar

as Shambhunath Mishra

as Durlabh Prasad

as Kalaan

as Mama

as Bantu Pandey

as Bhagwan Das

as Tyagi ji

as Nathuni Prasad

as Rana

as Bade Pandit

as (voice)

as Self

as Old Man

as Jawahar

as Mohan

as Sadanand

as Angad Yadav

as Sukhnandan

as Rai Bahadur

as Shambhunath Mishra

as Moolchand

as Ram Bharose

as Salim

as Harishankar

as Bade Pandit

as Bufferiya Chacha

as Bada Bruce Lee / Rajeev Ranjan Singh

as Grandfather Ramkaran

as Shastri

as Bakchod Baba

as Chaman

as Sudheer

as Bhoja

as Rukmi

as Duniya Lal Yadav

as Deewana

as Gadhvi

as Manik Singh

as Usman Bhai

as Johnny D'Cousta

as Kumarjohn

as Dr. Gyan Prakash Buddisaga

as Pandit Girdhari Laal Sharma

as Manchanda

as Ramkaran Choudhary

as Mr. Yashwant Batra

as Hedu

as Babli Bhai

as Election Instructor

as Tikla aka Guruji

as Masaan

as VC

as Guru ji

as Prisoner

as Bakait Singh

as Antakshari Baba

as Harry

as Akbar Allahbadi

as Bhola Pandit

as Oscar Bhai

as Chaubey

as Mama

as Kanhaiya

as Vidyadhar Pathak

as Chuski’s father Neta Ji

as Chandrabhan Tiwari

as Hidayatulla - Head of an out-of-work Terrorist cell

as Inspector Ramavtaar Rathi

as Mishti Baihud

as Rajesh Bauji

as Murli

as Guruji

as Guru ji

as Puttan Pal

as Jeevanlal Pranlal D'costa

as Club Owner

as Marela (voice)

as Raja

as Munna Military

as Shukla

as Hazari

as Chatur Mama

as Shyam

as Professor Mishra

as Daga

as Bhai Sahab

as Self

as Boss

as Haricharan Dubey

as Yousuf Charasi

as Watchman

as Raghuvandas 'Raghu' 'RGV' Goverdhandas Vakawale

as Tambe

as Lingam

as Vijay 'Viju' Pundit

as Advocate Parminder 'Pammi' Singh

as Chhadami Mama

as Bakshi Jugaadu

as Subodh

as Yadav

as Vigyapan

as Balakram Misir

as Traffic Inspector Dayanand Dubey

as Pinto

as Sameer's manager

as Pandit

as Dacoit Babu Bhai

as The Don

as Rocky

as Jassi

as Q. Q. Qureshi

as Jaggi

as Shukla

as Jaggi

as Kanchan

as Terrorist

as Vitthal Manjrekar

as Rajesh

as Actor

as Maini

as Sai Baba