Geoffrey Hughes

as Twiggy (archive footage)

as Self (archive footage)

as Self

as Twiggy

as Tony Ray

as Gabriel

as The Builder

as Uncle Keith

as Fat Bastard

as Bandy

as Self

as Willie (archive footage) (uncredited)

as Twiggy

as Onslow

as Dooley

as Dirk (voice)

as Dirk (voice) / Addison Mammon

as Vernon Scripps

as Kenny Coates

as Onslow

as Repo Man

as Det Sgt Bailey

as Ray

as Fred Kendall

as Popplewick

as Si Blake

as Det. Sgt. Bailey

as Willie (archive footage) (uncredited)

as Postman

as Frank

as Georg

as Larry

as Willie

as Derek

as Fred

as Drinking Villager

as Derek

as Policeman

as Terry

as Flash Blakey

as Lantry

as Piteous

as Mike's Brother

as Mr. Turner

as Bridge Corporal

as Paul McCartney (voice) (as Geoff Hughes)

as Private Samuel - Cookhouse

as Builder

as Second Workman

as Lance-Corporal Williams

as Podge

as Flash Blakey

as Popplewick