Orson Bean

as Self - Interviewee

as Self

as Self

as Sam Rubinstein

as Jerry

as Dr. Fogler

as Laverne Fusselforth V

as Bruno

as Insomniac #1

as Mr. Cole

as Self

as Eddie

as Andre

as Dan

as Dan

as Marty

as Raff Buddemeyer

as Dennis

as Mr. Myron

as Father McIlhenny

as Chick

as Homeless Man

as Bill Harrison

as Bob

as Donald Baxter

as Tony Vicedomini

as Roy Bender

as Mayor Milton Gallagher

as Mr. Bowen

as Voice of John Forsythe (voice)

as Macintyre

as Harland Sealey

as Norman

as Mr. Gafty

as Sy

as Bill Gamble

as Purdy

as Dr. Lester

as Archbishop Phillips

as Mr. Bennett

as Carl Tepper

as Joseph Dudley

as Marty Brigg

as Patient

as Gameshow Contestant

as Lewis Sweeney

as Loren Bray

as Jeremy Sticher

as Self

as Monsignor Corelli

as Fred

as Self - Game Show Panelist (archive footage) (uncredited)

as Gepetto (voice)

as Dr. Berlin

as Dr. Hubbard

as Lydia's Editor

as Arthur Fitzgerald

as Billy Rabbit (voice)

as Ebeneezer McEnery

as Self - Narrator (voice)

as Mr. Roper

as Frodo Baggins / Bilbo Baggins (voice)

as Self

as Bilbo Baggins (voice)

as Artie D'Angelo

as Warren Wright

as Self

as Bob

as Hank / Sir Boss (voice)

as Hal

as Artie Kaufman

as Self - Guest

as Stephen Minch

as Stephen Minch

as Self

as Self

as Self - Guest Host

as Self

as Self - Co-Host

as Jimmy London

as Dr. William Sawyer

as James B.W. Bevis

as John Monroe

as Dr. Matthew Smith

as Arnold Platt

as Self - Guest Host

as Self

as Jack Chesney

as Llewelyn Throckmorton, III

as Pvt. Wally Gunther / Pete Gunther

as Toby Marshall

as Newman Johnson

as Host

as Narrator

as Self - Mystery Guest

as Harvey B. Hines

as Charlie Digger

as Joey

as Self

as George Sanford