Ed O'Ross

as Ivan the Doorman / Firefighter (voice)

as Ogden Edwards

as Officer Harris

as Covington

as Narrator (voice)

as Barker

as Van

as Sheriff Barney P. Lumpkin

as Ivan the Doorman (voice)

as Boris (voice)

as Coleman

as Rolo Toles

as Victor

as Yuri Denikov

as Ivan (voice)

as Ryan Littman

as Judge Phillip Stevens

as Paul Wojewedski

as General Olanic (voice)

as Tobias Manning / Guard (voice)

as Self

as Dao Huang

as Raskov (voice)

as Roman

as Gaavrin

as Nikolai

as Self

as Caretaker

as The Bossman

as Leo

as Officer Volpe

as Sarky

as Mr. Furlong

as Fairchild

as Maj. Pedyed

as Warden Jack Kramer

as Agent K (voice)

as Lulu Rosenkrantz

as Byron

as Police Detective (segment "Murder On the Second Floor")

as Not Lightning Struck

as Deriva

as Ev Wyman

as Marvin Dorfler

as Marvin Dorfler

as Jack 'Mouth' Penucci

as Colonel Perry

as Major Gates (uncredited)

as Itchy

as Self

as Frank Cruise

as Convict

as Det. Blake

as Cop #2

as Detective Blake

as Dave Trumbo

as Ralph Capone

as Viktor Rostavili

as Frank Stringer

as Cliff Willis

as Lt. Touchdown

as Bernie Cousins

as Mendez

as Trooper Hudley

as Mall Security Guard

as Tino Di Augustino

as Mr. Navarone

as Monk

as Det. Alex Maggio

as Bartender at Sal's

as Tournament Thug

as Glenn