Dave Allen

as Gustav

as Davy

as Gil

as Self

as Dave the Taxidermist

as Electrocuted Ghost

as Swami

as Parishioner

as Sir Crandle (voice)

as Mr. Candle (voice)

as Uncle Gruber

as Mailman

as 60-Year-Old Rocker

as Father Mike

as Krampus

as Host

as Sales Associate

as Host

as Crowley Morehouse

as Sandy Pinkus

as Bill (voice)

as Tom

as Rick Yantz (voice)

as David Gates

as Cooperman

as Professor Morson

as Dr. Henry Miller

as AF Gordon Theodore

as Todd

as Dark Blade of Fire

as Dark Blade of Fire (voice)

as Mitchell

as Self

as Self

as Hippie #1

as Himself

as Gas Station Attendant

as Skeevy Guy

as Wendell

as Mr. Kwest

as Mr. Kwest / Abe Lincoln

as Abe Lincoln

as Activist

as Self

as Self

as Bar Patron

as Recording Engineer Guy

as Therapist

as The 2nd Troubadour

as The Minister

as Mr. Woodward

as Slim

as Jeff Rosso

as The Guy on the Penny

as Jesus Ranch Cult Member

as Poet

as Appleseed (voice)

as Jesse (voice)

as Pizza Manager

as Crackpot

as Caddy

as Arthur

as Lawyer

as Lackey

as Eric Stark

as Various

as Randy

as The Naked Trucker

as High Roller

as Jonathan Freedom III

as Self