Timothy Spall

as Mr Hilbery

as Polonius

as Bernie

as John Chapel

as Sebastian Snail Sr.

as Edward Swan

as Santa

as Jimmy

as Edward

as Peter Farquhar

as Superintendent Thayer

as Ray

as Self – Actor

as Self

as Major Alistair Gregorys

as Alfred Rott

as Tom

as Peter Riordan

as Rob (uncredited)

as L.S. Lowry

as Donald DeLoash

as Lord Arthur Wallington

as Terry Perkins

as Clifford Cullen

as Nigel

as Chief Bobnar (voice)

as Charlie Glover

as Carmody Braque

as Ed Jacobson

as Bill

as Ian Paisley

as Stanley/Stanley's Father/Stanley's Mother/Tony Hancock/Peter Sellers aka Dr Boob/George Formby/James Finlayson/Max Wall/Alistair Sim/Margaret Rutherford/Frank Randle/Max Miller/Noel Coward/Igor

as David Irving

as Joseph

as Bayard Hamar / Bloodhound (voice)

as Fungus

as Fungus

as Self / Nick

as Laurie Lee (voice)

as The Professor

as Maurice Grosse

as Duke of Norfolk

as Self

as Self

as JMW Turner

as Bartender

as Jerry

as Himself

as Clarence Threepwood, 9th Earl of Emsworth

as Dragon (voice)

as Sid

as Self

as Mark

as Bob Boruchowitz

as D I West

as Winston Churchill

as Dr. Kahn

as Himself

as Charlie

as Mr. Lambert

as Lennie Rubin

as Himself

as Peter Pettigrew

as Arthur

as Winston Churchill

as Peter Pettigrew

as Churchill (voice)

as George Morgan

as Himself

as Bayard Hamar / Bloodhound (voice)

as Man

as Georgie Godwin

as Boggis

as Terry Donaldson

as Doug Becket

as Peter Pettigrew

as Peter Taylor

as Phil Olson

as Mr Emerson

as Beadle

as Fagin

as Nathaniel

as Mr Emerson

as Sugarman

as Peter Pettigrew (uncredited)

as Self

as Bill Ainscow

as Self - Guest

as Self

as Eddie McEvoy

as Narrator

as Albert Pierrepoint

as Wormtail

as Malcolm Harvey

as Terry Cannings

as Mr. Poe

as Peter Pettigrew

as Simon Graham

as Darren Barrington

as Quinty

as Charles Cheeryble

as Self

as Self

as Phil

as Mitchel Greenfield

as Dad (voice)

as Thomas Tipp

as Mats, Steel Dragon Road Manager

as Cliff

as Tommy Rag

as Irving

as Luis Agalla

as Andy, Claire's husband

as Vince skinner

as Cunningham

as Nick (voice)

as Gourville

as Armado

as B

as Richard Temple (The Mikado)

as Sterling

as Oswald Bates

as Inspector Healey

as David "Beano" Baggot

as Mr Venus

as Self

as Gordon

as Salesman

as Salesman

as Rosencrantz

as Maurice Purley

as Kevin Costello

as Frank Stubbs

as Jimmy Beales

as Derek

as Cunningham - Masseur

as Pathologist

as Wolfgang and Amadeus Mozart

as Chico

as Self

as Jimmy Beales

as Chico

as Francis Meeks

as Aubrey

as Robert Cunningham

as Pig Robinson

as Eric Lyle

as Ramborde

as Hodkins

as Reverend Milne

as Kawab / Tomb Robber (voice)

as Peck

as Self - Guest

as Igor

as Andy

as Porfiry

as Lt. Trotter

as Paul

as Dr. Polidori

as Francis Meeks

as Derek

as Lyndon Baines Jellicoe

as Paulus

as Pte. Postnikov

as Barry Taylor

as Parswell

as Douglas

as 1st Constable

as Gordon

as Detective Sergeant Baxter

as Andrei

as Epikhodov

as Stranger

as Jim (uncredited)

as Shorty

as Projectionist

as Wainwright

as Lupu

as Wainwright

as Shorty

as Gordon

as Detective Sergeant Baxter

as Michael Malloy