Jesse White

as Jesse White

as Mr. Spector

as Self

as Ralph

as Grandpa

as Self

as Washing Machine Repairman

as Ben

as Mel

as Chesty (voice)

as Ernie

as Earnest Ernie

as Harry

as Mechanic

as Rudy's Agent

as Self (archive footage)

as C.Y. Ordell

as Sports announcer

as Big Jake

as Bander

as Self

as Mayor

as Matthew Fulton

as Duane Wilson

as Sid Shecker

as Phil

as Henry

as E.F. Albee

as Pun Jab

as Bailiff

as Hickey

as Max Manfred

as Nat Keller

as Sam Westlake

as Donelli

as Fess Dorple

as J. Sinister Hulk

as Sam

as Governor Lewis

as George Jenkins

as Charlie

as Wally

as J. Sinister Hulk

as C. Claudius Crow (voice)

as The Owner

as Harry Krasna

as J. R. Finlater

as Sgt. Haley

as Rafferty

as Tiger Shay

as Radio Tower Operator at Rancho Conejo

as Emil Glueck

as Marvin

as Self

as Henry Sharp

as Colonel Partridge

as Ed Thornburg

as Pete Flint

as Self

as Self

as Hershey

as H.H.H. Jones

as Mr. Mortimer

as Ed Kelly

as Self

as McDonald

as Bill

as Rudy

as Corporal Joseph Praeger

as Brian Freer

as Windy Skiles

as Sgt. Michael Beers

as Max

as Fred Boone

as Charlie Wegg

as Leo 'Butcher' Bremer

as Cedric

as Frank Crayle

as Harmon Cavender

as Repair Man

as Eskey

as Pete Granger

as Mike Davis

as Marvin Heywood

as Harold Slate

as Sheriff Weeb Martin

as Vance

as Lou Michaelson

as Sonny Moon

as San Fernando Harry

as John Burke

as Parsons

as Luke Hickey

as Cecil

as Burt Renshaw

as Tony Cerro

as Max Armstead

as Louis 'The Lump' Lumpkin

as Walt Conlin

as Charlie Arneg

as Emory Wages

as Pete Boswick

as Max Lassiter

as J.J. McGonigle

as Eddie Hoke

as George Kirby

as George

as Doberman

as Ludwig - Pit Boss

as Ben Cosgrove

as H.R. Hap Henderson

as Philly

as Tubby Otis

as Police Sgt. Eddie Vincent

as Willie

as Wesley Farrington

as Danny’s Agent “Jess”

as Jesse Leeds

as Jess

as Jesse

as Nick Pulaski

as Willie Foltis

as Professor

as Mike

as Joe Maskowitz

as Doc Cronnol

as Joe the Ice Cream Man

as Mr. Simpson

as Alec

as Rienzi Associate (uncredited)

as Wilson

as Stanley

as Georgie Markham

as Moose

as Frank Damer

as Babcock

as Wilson

as Jim Dilloway

as Mr. Weber

as Steve Burke

as Sigmund

as Ronald Terni

as Masher

as Self - Sketch Performer (uncredited)

as Self

as Colonel Oglethorpe

as Doc

as Customer (uncredited)

as Taxi Driver (uncredited)

as Jesse White (uncredited)