Roger Ward

as Action Movie Star

as self

as Self

as Mr. Gordon

as Welles

as Lou Sither

as Papa Cosgrave

as William Millard

as Dougie

as Dr. M. Greenberg

as Blue

as Self

as The Dictator

as Truckie

as Self

as Barney

as Merv Drysdale

as Brophy

as Cat Pie Cook

as Bill 'The Dentist'

as Albert Potts

as Johnny Pigman

as Chief Guard Ritter

as Officer Clyde Collings

as Moose

as Wrestler

as Fifi

as Kevin Quilty

as Delivery Man

as 1st Police Sergeant

as Bob Taylor

as Thug

as Hooks

as Policeman

as Self - Stuntman

as Pete

as Dancer at Party (uncredited)

as Dick Tanner

as Carver

as Minor Role

as Uncle Alf

as Jimmie O'Hare