Joey Forman

as Self (archive footage) (uncredited)

as Madden

as Walter Winchell

as Agent 13

as Morty Ruskin

as Bugsy McGowan

as Secret Service Agent Thatcher

as Policeman

as Harv Bracken

as Manager

as Eddie

as Chow Ming

as Jackie Flash

as Lt. Jordan

as George

as The Cop

as Herbert Sweeney

as Captain Crocodile

as Dragonman

as Harry Hoo

as Attorney

as Hoho

as Buster Yarrow

as Jedson

as Sam Crane

as Ray Bailey

as Beezy Anderson

as Benny, club president

as Self - Comedy Duo

as Self - Comedian

as MP in Hospital

as Self

as Arthur Braun

as Self