Craig Cackowski

as Lieutenant Mitaka/Unkar Plutt/Trooper Guard #2/Admiral Akbar/Rear Admiral Gulch

as Middle Aged Man

as Walter Pernell

as Oven Ghost

as Joseph Stalin

as Dale

as Self

as Victor von Stubbs

as Golfer

as Ogden Swansby

as Mason (Sommelier)

as Divorced Dad

as Male Newscaster

as Jim

as Phil Reeves

as Mr. Janikowski

as Todd the Janitor

as Felton

as Professor Cross

as Todd

as Various

as Mr. Larson

as Cliff

as Charlie

as Naked Guy In Closet

as Officer Cackowski

as Doctor Horton

as Cabbie

as Group Leader

as Man #1 in Bathroom

as Marty

as Frank