Tim Kazurinsky

as Casting Director

as Phil

as Charlie

as Self

as Landlord

as Marvin Pounder

as Mr. Melvin Baxter

as Gus

as Father Timothy

as Sheldon West

as Grandpa

as Harold

as Jacob Marley's Ghost

as Petey B

as Chunky Chicken Salesman (uncredited)

as Einstein

as Bill Bjango

as Viggio

as Car Salesman

as President XM

as Self

as Irv

as Attending Nurse

as Salesman

as Elf

as Carlton Rasmeth

as Hugh Mellon

as Arnold Fliegel

as Priscilla, Queen of the Desserts

as Gaudy Hawker

as Walter Dalrymple

as 1st Party Dad

as Badge Brother #1

as Ed

as Sidney Rimhollow

as Sweetchuck

as Colin

as Self

as Cadet Sweetchuck

as Merchant

as Mel Greenfield, M.D.

as The Fool / Museum Guard

as Bart

as Fool / Museum Guard

as Pa Greavy

as Photographer [1912]

as Workman

as Self

as Self - Various Characters

as Harold Duffy / Tim / Various