Dick Emery

as Bernie Weinstock

as Bernie Weinstock / Various Characters

as Self

as Leo

as Charlie Tully

as Mr. Bateman

as Harry Pearson

as Jeremy Hillary Boob, Ph.D. - Nowhere Man / Lord Mayor / Max (voice)

as Self

as Characters

as Frederick 'Booky' Binns

as Adulterous Man (uncredited)

as Juke Box Jury Member

as Shingler

as Woodrow

as Reginald Cundell

as 2nd Laura Morrell

as Harry - Driver

as Morrissey

as Inebriated Party Guest (uncredited)

as Mr. Monty

as Postman / Surveyor

as Private 'Chubby' Catchpole

as Ballot Teller

as Mr. Nodule

as Pules