Patrick Warburton

as Simon Smoke

as Himself

as Mayor Winddancer (voice)

as Narrator (voice)

as Jon Sampson

as Self

as Christof

as Burly Man (voice)

as Tom Terranova

as Grandpa Shark (voice)

as Brock Samson (voice)

as Timmy the Wunderbot (voice)

as Sid Costa

as Tom Fagan

as Dr. Martin

as Geraldo (voice)

as Grandpa Shark (voice)

as Ranger Hay (voice)

as General Dabney Stramm

as Archer Monroe

as Michael

as Magic Mirror (voice)

as Brock (voice)

as Self

as Robert Lerner

as Lt. Tharl

as Chief WIlliams

as Lemony Snicket

as Human King (voice)

as Patrick

as Mike Moore

as Self

as Commander Blade H. Tate (voice)

as Foggle/Guardian Angel

as Guy

as Self

as Captain Bryce

as Bob

as Jeff Elliott

as Pulaski (voice)

as Dick

as Stray Butler

as Governor Bennett

as Pulaski (voice)

as Prairie Puff Man

as Joe Swanson (archive footage)

as Principal Basil Poole

as Agamemnon (voice)

as General Rick Stoner

as Phil

as Aquaman (voice)

as Dad (segment "Middleschool Date")

as Self

as Guy

as Mr. McKee

as The Big Bad Wolf (voice)

as The Caboose (voice)

as Joe Swanson as Jabba the Hutt (voice)

as Man Voiced Albert (voice)

as Sheriff Bronson Stone (voice)

as Titan (voice)

as Hank

as Rock Slyde

as Joe Swanson as Imperial Probe Droid (voice)

as Cal Johnson (voice)

as Rip Riley (voice)

as Joe Swanson (voice)

as Agent 1 / Agent 2 (voice)

as Ace Mulligan

as Mack Mackenzie

as Elmer (voice)

as Hymie

as Titan (voice)

as Hymie

as Ken (voice)

as Joe Swanson as Biggs Darklighter (voice)

as Lok (voice)

as Cad

as Jeff Bingham

as Prinz Humperdink (voice)

as Dr. Seth Douglass

as Ian (voice)

as Blag (voice)

as Kronk (voice)

as The Wolf (voice)

as Kronk (voice)

as Mr. X (voice)

as Alien Cop (voice)

as Kronk (voice) (archive sound)

as Royal Pain (voice)

as Joe Swanson (voice)

as Larry Burgess Sr.

as Max Bright

as Steve Barkin (voice)

as Big Jim / The Riddler / Seuss Dad (voice)

as Self - Host

as Self

as Self

as Cash Tankenson (voice)

as Bubba

as Brock Samson (voice)

as Self

as Patrick (voice)

as Rip Smashenburn (voice)

as Bill Harris

as Self

as Self

as Self - Guest

as Self

as Jeb Denton

as Azoth the Avenger

as Nick

as Self

as Agent Tee

as Steve Barkin (voice)

as Steve Barkin / Chief Barkin (voice)

as Steve Barkin / Franklin Barkin (voice)

as Walter Kramitz

as Head of Gay Conspiracy

as Mark McKinney

as Joe Swanson (voice)

as The Tick

as Self

as Vincent

as Patrick

as Horace Tutt, Junior

as Kronk (voice)

as Al Burnett - From NASA

as Buzz Lightyear (voice)

as Little Green Men (voice)

as Eddie "Steady" Everett

as Steven Stone

as Burt Landon

as Morgan

as Richard Hudson

as Joe Swanson (voice)

as Joe Swanson / Superman (voice)

as Joe Swanson (voice) (uncredited)

as Joe Swanson / Joey Duchamp / Boggs (voice)

as Joe Swanson as Imperial Probe Droid (voice)

as Joe Swanson as Wise Man (voice)

as Sonny Mayfield

as Rookie Cop

as Self

as Johnny Johnson

as Jack

as Brent

as Scott Mersereau

as Eric

as Sam

as Billy

as Balford

as Glenn

as David Puddy

as Blaster

as Richard Abdee

as Richard Abdee

as Craig Coleman

as Self - Judge

as Tank McCrary

as Judd

as Dr. Phil