Daniel Peacock

as Self

as Luca Ricci

as Maurice

as Toby Thurlow

as Don Welles

as Gielgud

as The Beeposaurus

as Blakey

as Roast's dad

as Tonto the Torch (archive footage) (uncredited)

as Gilby Watson

as Vic

as Tonto the Torch

as Bull

as Dad

as Bridegroom (Geoffrey)

as Buzzer

as Trevor Mimms

as Mr Wainwright

as Mr. Big

as Nord

as Workman 1

as British Telecom Engineer

as Terence

as Sid

as Leathers

as Dominic

as Jim Jarvis

as Rock Promoter

as Poly Roofless

as Sergeant Sparrow

as Postman

as Barman

as Toby Thurlow

as Zac

as Kix

as Godfrey

as Toby

as Clouseau, age 18

as Youth

as Dying Man in Cabin

as Toby Thurlow

as Kix

as Godfrey

as Toby Thurlow

as Barman/Ticket Collector

as Postman

as Workman 1

as Bridegroom

as Lionel Pearlman

as "Mental" Mickey Maguire

as Clark

as 4th punk

as School 2

as Peter

as Danny

as Rudge