Tony Martin

as Alec Hydel

as Guest Announcer

as Self - Guest Announcer

as Self

as Self

as Tony Martin

as Self

as Dog Catcher (voice)

as Nick

as TV Presenter

as Self - Panellist

as Barry

as Detective Luke Gower

as James the Greater

as Gene

as Kenny Larkin

as Himself - Guest Judge

as Self - Guest Judge

as Self

as Executive Producer

as Mark

as HAL 9000

as Barman

as Adam Hammill

as Sen Sgt Bargearse (voice)

as Self