Reggie Bannister

as Self

as Honey Bunny

as Edgar Sr.

as Professor Reginald M. Sydow

as Reggie

as Dr. Jeff Taylor

as Father Richard Cummings

as King Clayton

as Herb Tooklander

as Dr. William Stein

as Mad Umpire

as Patch Castle

as Self

as Matthew

as Museum Security Guard (voice)

as Detective Conrad Ellison

as Mickey

as Mr. Martino

as Victor

as Joseph Webber

as Malcolm

as Melvin Mudd

as Reggie

as Sheriff Jacob Yates

as Dr. Arthur Blake

as Uncle Ben

as Radar

as Luther

as Gus

as Chief Moorhouse

as Mitchell

as Belmont

as Rick

as Himself

as McFearson

as Oliver

as Mr. Levin

as Rest Home Administrator

as Lead Guitar Ted

as Reggie

as Pharmacist

as Warden Thomas

as Reggie

as Twelvetrees

as Eli

as Pilot

as Reggie

as Jury Foreman

as Reggie

as Mr. Donovan

as O.D. Silengsly