Frank Whitten

as Ted West

as Grandpa Ted West

as Giles Taffy QC

as Starkey

as Primate

as Escher

as Ron

as Newton

as Ken Burns

as Watson

as Beau Kinsella

as Koala (voice)

as Dr. Henderson

as Bob

as Brother Jerome

as Dad

as Stan Cutler

as Michael

as John Walker

as Glasel

as Mr Spiggs

as Blue

as Engineer

as Frank Robertson

as Premier John Morgan

as John Henry

as Farmer

as Ethan Ruir

as Stan Gubbins