Mary Faber

as Mom

as Tina (voice)

as Mom (voice)

as Joanne

as Tina, Criminal Baby Ruby, Fussy's Mom, Jackie, Toy-Chasing Wobbler (voice)

as Sadie Gray

as Miss Lurleen / Texas Lady / Pageant Lady / PA Voice (voice)

as Megan

as Jen

as Macy

as Ellen

as Understudy Velma / Prudy / Health Ed Teacher

as Morbidia (voice)

as Self (archive footage)

as Marla

as Karaoke Katie (voice)

as Natalia

as Maureen

as Kathryn Pinewood

as Shy

as Lori Wilson