Tim Bentinck

as Soviet News Anchor

as Dr. Haase

as Rone Blakely

as Dave (Lawyer)

as Gate Guard / Additional Voices (voice)

as Sports Announcer

as Doctor Recklaw

as General Pecking

as Mr. Gilman

as Tjure (voice)

as Radio Continuity Announcer

as Radio Newsreader

as Marcus

as Announcer

as Eddie Hall(as Timothy Bentinck)

as The Doctor (body double)

as President Brigadier Alan Slater

as Phil

as Bilson

as Conrad

as Dr Odess

as Witness

as John Betjeman

as Porchey

as Rupert

as Frederick Forsyth

as Shadowy Freemason

as Home Secretary

as Chief Inspector

as Ludovic Kennedy

as Freddy Seaborn

as Stanley Kovack

as Sir Edward Hastings

as Tipsy Man

as Richard Parker

as Conjoined Gnome Left (voice)

as Narrator

as Judge Harrison

as (Voice)

as Ebenezer Scrooge / Narrator (voice)

as Self - Narrator (voice)

as Cliff Lawton

as Voice of the Monks

as German Official

as Lt. Gen. Hans Speidel

as Nick Chichester

as Uncle Augustus

as Roger (voice)

as Sergeant Dumas

as Marlborough

as Hans Gothard

as U-boat Commander

as Mark Fitzherbert

as First Officer

as Captain John Murray

as Captain Murray

as Richard Harwood (as Timothy Bentinck)

as Simon Farr

as Finnish Announcer

as George

as Jack

as Sir Thomas Lacey

as Pirate

as Harris

as Meech

as Greg Mitchell

as Voice: Red 1 / Blue 2 / Red 3

as Artemis