Joey Slotnick

as Dr. Zubrovksy

as The Goon

as Matt Sinclair

as Charlie Goodman

as Milton Friedlander / The Mastermind

as Dave

as Antonio Salerno

as Zimmerman

as Dickie

as Greg Carrots

as Alistair Reed

as Mr. Slick

as Retirement Home Administrator

as Gleb

as Frank Merwin

as George Axelrod

as Wes

as Homeless Man

as Dan Jester

as Larry Weinstock

as Ronald Krapner

as Tad / Subject #59

as Anthony Dudewitz

as Jimmy Neptune

as Leo Quinn

as Larry

as Cliff Aimes

as Jerry

as Brett Carter

as Simon Griffin

as Warren

as Waiter

as Donald

as Joe Boyle

as Dr. Merril Bobolit

as Steven Haladki

as Milton Buttle

as Marvin

as Marty Gibson

as Frank Chase

as Walter Camp

as Steve Wozniak

as Burger Jungle Manager

as Soda Jerk

as Jewish Man (voice)

as Dick Clark (voice)

as Various (voice)

as Cashier / Officer (voice)

as Angry Man / Bob / Carter (voice)

as (voice)

as Walters

as Zane Levy

as Jimmy Clarke

as Jason

as Joey

as Sam Sloan

as Mr. Selman

as Brian Levine

as Doris' Fan #2

as Tuck

as Self