Garchaster's Cornblade

Overview

Two real SOV film legends are haunted by a tar girl in their dreams, entangling their script writing, untangled by gargoyles and a friendship head. The tar girl's best friend's big wish is to transfer herself from her star planet through the oven to earth and star in Donald Farmer's next movie so that she can smoke herself... Her drug of choice is VHS she finds magnetized at the sun. On her star planet, instead of money and jobs, people spend their lives using recycled earth trash to build karnivals inside their homes. On earth, the kitchen dwellers are dwelling in the kitchen, dripping with disgust until a casting call changes everything...

Cast

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Lyndsie Jane Earle

Stone

Kasper Meltedhair

Tarsia

Brewce Longo

Rotirat / Racky / Corty / Dead Cult Member / Voice of Garbite

Donald Farmer

Donald Farmer

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Andy Heck Boyd

Gorgas Mordpan

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Carrie Phillips

Ozra

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Matt Minter

Scary Fairy Ta

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X Menzak

Dorcinite / Hydraulic Cheese / Date #762 / Date #489 / Date #813 / Date #912 Date #268 / Date #763

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Dogfood Williams

Rasifer / Torgum / Dead Cult Member

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Mary Faust

Krink Melrose / Klon Kranger

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Michelle Wanhala

Koringer / Grackle Hatches / Dead Cult Member

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Nicholas DeGideo

Ret Halagas / Rivish / Dead Cult Member