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Overview

At popular South Beach University, filthy rich super-snob Victoria English is the absolute queen of leading Greek student club, Sigma Sigma. In order to achieve her crowning ambition, winning FHM Magazine's annual best sorority, she must recruit atypical 'Sigmies' to fulfill the diversity criteria. Ambitious sycophant pledge Kristen Haas helps her attract 'losers' (too poor, ugly, unfashionable), who are cruelly put through excruciating hazing, without intent to actually enroll them. Gloria, the brightest and most assertive pledge, wins the heart of Derek 'baby Dick', Victoria's ideal, yet constantly abused boyfriend, whose bitch-addiction is cured by this alternative lover. Together they lead the revolt of the not-even-nerds.

Cast

Paris Hilton

Victoria

Paula Garcés

Gloria

Kerri Kenney

Kathy

Sarah Carter

Kristen

Simon Rex

Derek

Geoffrey Arend

Dax / Mother / Photographer

Amanda Aday

Maxine

N/A

Randy Spelling

Kelly

Holly Valance

Jessica

Bianca Lawson

Monique

Alexis Thorpe

Morgan

N/A

Sarai Howard