Overview

Professors Vooshka and Crump decide to visit an archaeological site to study the artifacts there. Lo and behold, it's right next to a caravan site where all manner of people are staying. With a randy Major owning the site, a snobbish mother, and the two professors' constant innuendos, the story ends with a sinking caravan site and a striptease performance as a replacement for the cabaret night.

Cast

Elke Sommer

Professor Anna Vooshka

Kenneth Williams

Professor Roland Crump

Bernard Bresslaw

Arthur Upmore

Kenneth Connor

Major Leep

Jack Douglas

Ernie Bragg

Joan Sims

Daphne Barnes

Windsor Davies

Fred Ramsden

Peter Butterworth

Henry Barnes

Liz Fraser

Sylvia Ramsden

N/A

Patsy Rowlands

Linda Upmore

Ian Lavender

Joe Baxter

Adrienne Posta

Norma Baxter