Celestino y el Vampiro

Overview

In Old San Juan a 40+ year old divorcée is not aware he befriends a vampire who bites women, not in their necks but in their derrières, leaving them with flattened behinds. A vampire hunter from Europe warns Celestino about his neighbor and tries to recruit his help in salvaging a much cherished national heritage. But there is a difficulty: this vampire will not die by a stake through his heart and to avoid destruction he wears tin underwear.

Cast

Axel Anderson

Siegfried Von Krank

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Jaime Hamilton

Celestino

René Monclova

Best friend

Eugenio Monclova

El Vampiro

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Amneris Morales

Yvonne Caro Caro